that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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