Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It's shark week go big or go home
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
