And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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