well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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