Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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