Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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