your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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