The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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