A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
