I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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