I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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