YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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