: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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