hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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