This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Randomize
