The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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