I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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