I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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