she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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