just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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