DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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