I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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