Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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