Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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