that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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