Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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