Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
