god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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