Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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