he shaved USA in his pubs
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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