You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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