UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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