she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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