Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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