I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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