Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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