Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he fucked my hip out of place.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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