I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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