Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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