Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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