a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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