Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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