Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think my moral compass just broke
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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