i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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