he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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