Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We left the knife in your bed.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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