You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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