I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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