We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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