i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Randomize
