Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just found puke in my bra..
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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