And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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