Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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