He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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