what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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