I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This girl is more easily done than said...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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