Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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